You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
“I don’t understand these girls who judge others by the size of the hair or the level of femininity. We must be more than just appearance.”
Most people who commit suicide are dead long before they pull the trigger.
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