Week 1 of diet: 2 pounds down, 5 more to go. Yay!

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Yesterday was Star Wars’ birthday! :D

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”
- Oscar Wilde
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Strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government!
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1/50 : Ben and Leslie
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
— Ron Swanson (via assholeattak)

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