You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

retrogasm:

This is how I think about Tumblr…

retrogasm:

This is how I think about Tumblr…

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thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

(Source: realitytvbitch)

(Source: comicshans)

iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(Source: dailydoseofstuf)

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sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

(Source: satellitehigh)


好きっていいなよ

好きっていいなよ

(Source: rubyandmoon)

marniethedog:

Back to work on my new laptop

marniethedog:

Back to work on my new laptop