You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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Victorian Ladies Bookmarks by Marina’s Wishes.

I don’t understand these girls who judge others by the size of the hair or the level of femininity. We must be more than just appearance.”

(Source: kristensource)

Most people who commit suicide are dead long before they pull the trigger.

—Anonymous (via seouldreams)

ilivelikeahermitinmyownhead:

Paris, is my favorite.

ilivelikeahermitinmyownhead:

Paris, is my favorite.

(Source: itseulonzobitch)

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

donatellavevo:

pray for sam smith

(Source: outalee)

indecisive-bamma:

Let’s leave this here.

indecisive-bamma:

Let’s leave this here.

adampacmanjones:

lmaoo

(Source: scarpucci)

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars