You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

stubborndodecahedron:

corporalclean:

hyooman:

theboywhofangirled:

queensoucouyant:

notforbreakfast:

The Font Conference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM

i need to know what comic sans would look like

Watch the video.

Oh my frickin shit

wingdings is making me grow abs

mailbox, open mailbox

(Source: para-quedas)

papernymphe:

It’s so fucking sad that everyone keeps blogging and doesn’t even know one of the greatest writers has died. I hope you are safe, Gabriel Garcia Marquez (1927-2014).

thisislovex:

It’s like there’s rock bottom, 50 feet of crap & then me.

It’s a be sad and stay in bed kind of day.

getfit-stayfab:

New fitblr! I follow back fitblrs :)

(Source: mightyhealthyquest)

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)


A classic.

A classic.

i tape a poem to my wall and title
it “scrambled eggs”, my therapist
doesn’t think it’s healthy to water
my plants with old pepsi cans, but
she doesn’t know the difference
between the color of the sky and
the color blue, i take photographs
of wrists and name them after
famous poets, my last one was
W.H Auden, i tell my brother that
if i ever have children i will name
them just that, he doesn’t care
and tells me that his pot dealer
is in jail for rape, i kiss boys at
parties who pronounce my name
wrong, when i tell this to you, you
laugh and tell me that i’m the
strangest poet you’ve ever met, a
man with big elbows spoke to
my class about drunk driving,
nobody seemed to notice that
he never once told his victim he
was sorry, i flinch when people
ask about my sister, your words
still ripple across my skin like nails,
i swallow teeth and have read Lolita
four times since you’ve left, nobody
asks what i dream about, nobody
seems to care, i read in some article
that the fish population is greatly
increasing, i also read that at the
age of seventeen you’ve only met
approximately thirty four percent
of people in the spam of your entire
lifetime, i bought chalk last week
but forgot about the milk, i think time
is erasing you, and i’m afraid i am too

—(via oprosti)

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fuckyeah1990s:

Rushmore (1998), dir. Wes Anderson

fuckyeah1990s:

Rushmore (1998), dir. Wes Anderson

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