You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack)

(Source: 6gay)

(Source: BURGERTV)

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

(Source: sexandmanhattan)

(Source: envvis)

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck



Kirby no

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

Kirby no

(Source: zerostatereflex)

cum-posure:

poppunktunes:

ghostlygraveyard:

kittenbeard:

Seaside Sanitarium
Waterford, Connecticut
January 12th, 2014

listening to this album right now wow

Good call, this album is the background noise to my life tbh

D

cum-posure:

poppunktunes:

ghostlygraveyard:

kittenbeard:

Seaside Sanitarium

Waterford, Connecticut

January 12th, 2014

listening to this album right now wow

Good call, this album is the background noise to my life tbh

D

We would be together and have our books and at night be warm in bed together with the windows open and the stars bright.

—Ernest Hemingway (via weareallgettingby)

(Source: kitty-en-classe)

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(Source: jetpacksunrise)